Register Login Contact Us

I Ready Sexual Boobs How to tease your man over text

Horny Grandmas Seeking Sugar Daddies Clean Long Haired Naughty Boy Seeks Cute Girl For Juicy Encounter

How to tease your man over text

Online: Now


By Lauren Dana Aug.

Age: 40
Relationship Status: Single
Seeking: I Seeking Horney Fuck
Relation Type: Lonely Older Woman Wants Dating Services

Views: 5614

submit to reddit

By Lauren Dana Aug. But after July, the August blues set in, and the season of summer lovin' comes to a drastic halt. In an effort to fight away the summertime sadness, I've taken flirting with my boyfriend to new levels to distract myself from the impending chilly, cloudy months ahead. Why can't it be summer all year 'round?

Take The Quiz: Are You His Type

I decided that for five days, I would flirt with my boyfriend over text. For the sake of the experiment, I vowed to send my boyfriend, Zach, a solid mix of silly and steamy text messages for five days straight without his knowledge of this experiment, mind you!

Usually, Zach and I text pretty boring things: what we need at the grocery store, if we have plans later, and whatnot. Sometimes, though, we'll text each other loving messages of encouragement and support my favorite texts to receive! But thus far, we haven't really experimented with flirty texts — just goofy ones. The experiment was cringe-worthy yet hilarious. Here's how it impacted our relationship.

But the joke's porno chat lyon both of us, since he didn't get my hint and he sent me the goofiest, most tezse answers test. A great first start to the week-long experiment, right?! Honestly, though, I was a bit nervous to start off the experiment.

It was way out of our comfort zone and the "unknown" aspect of it i. Would he ignore me?

What if I wasn't actually being sexy or flirty? But, not gonna lie, I was cracking up at my desk that he didn't pick up any cue or hint as to me being sexy or flirty. He, on the other hand, thought nothing of it, and carried on a normal conversation, which made ma all the more humorous — and a great cure teasd the Monday Blues. This opening line also happened to be super-cheesy. Zach has always teased me for being cheesy and corny but I can't help it!

What's the best sext you've ever received?

I love expressing my love, despite how much I cringe looking at this now. But despite the lackluster convo, we went on to have a silly banter about our work, how tired we were, and how we were craving dinner chat with indians 3 p. After work, we went on to have a romantic-filled evening: We lit a candle, he helped me cook dinner, and we spent the rest of the night canoodling watching Law and Order: SVU.

Tp that's not all we did, either. Fire Courtesy Lauren Dana Zach always uses these bizarre flirty lines and jokes that often make me laugh. I've always loved that he's basically fearless when it comes to making a fool of himself, whether with family, friends, or me.

I was trying to keep a straight face both in person and via textbut I couldn't help from LOL-ing at my desk in front of my coworkers. However, these texts meant a lot to me, as we were having a super stressful Wednesday — Zach was working a temp job and his boss surprised him with an end date sooner than he expected, aka the last day of the experiment. These messages made both of us smile and were a good distraction from his frustrating situation at work.

“Sexting ”

Most of all, though, these texts just further reaffirmed our love and devotion to each other and made the hard times a little less difficult. I couldn't be more grateful for these silly little convos.

In an effort to not ovver him even more suspicious, I cooled off on the flirting and try to change the convo and add silly, lighthearted jokes. I can't blow my cover Luckily, though, he never brought anything up to me about the text messages, but better safe than sorry, right? Day 5: "I'm Hungry, But Not For Food" Courtesy Lauren Dana Friday meant it was the final day of this experiment, so I decided to be somewhat explicit and lay it all out on the table ocer honor of the experiment ending.

As a result, my messages were a little, um, risky, to say the least. I was feeling online sext chat and ready to celebrate the weekend hence the "Like run" text and wanted to kick things off with a fun yet sexy start. Zach works half-days on Fridays and I'm completely off yay! It was a fun way to end the five-day-long experiment, and afterwards, I finally broke the news to him.

To no surprise, he was cracking up. Overall, this experiment gave us something to laugh about and served as some much-needed humor during a pretty stressful week. The 'texting test,' as I call it, was a great way for us to relax and focus on us, which can get difficult in the hustle and bloxom woman sex chat of life.

It uour brought us closer, made us laugh harder, and filled our hearts with so much love and appreciation for one another. Here's to more fun and flirty texts ahead!

More like this.